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“Still, American television is full of smiles and more and more perfect-looking teeth. Do these people want us to trust them? No. Do they want us to think they’re good people? No again. The truth is they don’t want anything from us. They just want to show us their teeth, their smiles, and admiration is all they want in return. Admiration. They want us to look at them, that’s all. Their perfect teeth, their perfect bodies, their perfect manners, as if they were constantly breaking away from the sun and they were little pieces of fire, little pieces of blazing hell, here on this planet simply to be worshipped.” Roberto Bolano (2666)

(Source: booklover)

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bakerstreetbabes:

ravenmgee:

cumberbuddy:

stravaganza:

katzuh:

cumberbuddy:

its-stopped:

bennyslegs:

cumberbuddy:

causeimazombie:

cumberbuddy:

DONT EVER LET ME PLAY GOD EVER AGAIN, WHAT HAVE I CREATED!?

But it’s kind of cute though…? No? Yes. Yes, it is.

I’M NOT SURE


HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPINGHE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKEHE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO BE GOOD FOR BENEDICT’S SAKE 


I THOUGHT I’D JOIN IN ON THE FUN BUT OH SWEET PUDDING THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL

I am sorry to ruin the moment guys but OH MY GOOD GRACIOUS SWEET JOESEPH, THE DISCIPLES AND TINKERBELL HERSELF, I HAVE JUST PULLED A MUSCLE. THE. MARTIN. ONE. OH GOD.

What I like most about this other than the pic, is the fact that the person who did this called the otter picture “otter.jpg” but called the picture of Benedict “Oh sweetneeessss”. XD

So, I can’t help but remember that blogger describing Andrew at the BAFTAs like an hysterical hamster. And well.


NO STOP. ANDREWS ONE LOOKS LIKE ITS WEARING A TOP HAT. MY BLOODY GOD, MY STOMACH.

THIS IS SICK AND WRONGBUT WHY IS IT SO FUNNY 

What the bloody fuck… #whycan’tIstoplaughing?

bakerstreetbabes:

ravenmgee:

cumberbuddy:

stravaganza:

katzuh:

cumberbuddy:

its-stopped:

bennyslegs:

cumberbuddy:

causeimazombie:

cumberbuddy:

DONT EVER LET ME PLAY GOD EVER AGAIN, WHAT HAVE I CREATED!?

But it’s kind of cute though…? No? Yes. Yes, it is.

I’M NOT SURE

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO BE GOOD FOR BENEDICT’S SAKE 

I THOUGHT I’D JOIN IN ON THE FUN BUT OH SWEET PUDDING THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL

I am sorry to ruin the moment guys but OH MY GOOD GRACIOUS SWEET JOESEPH, THE DISCIPLES AND TINKERBELL HERSELF, I HAVE JUST PULLED A MUSCLE. THE. MARTIN. ONE. OH GOD.

What I like most about this other than the pic, is the fact that the person who did this called the otter picture “otter.jpg” but called the picture of Benedict “Oh sweetneeessss”. XD

So, I can’t help but remember that blogger describing Andrew at the BAFTAs like an hysterical hamster. And well.

NO STOP. ANDREWS ONE LOOKS LIKE ITS WEARING A TOP HAT. MY BLOODY GOD, MY STOMACH.

THIS IS SICK AND WRONG
BUT WHY IS IT SO FUNNY 

What the bloody fuck… #whycan’tIstoplaughing?

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orbitingasupernova:

20 favorite episodes of doctor who - father’s day

Pete: I never read you those bedtime stories. I never took you on those picnics. I was never there for you.
Rose: You would have been.
Pete: But I can do this for you. I can be a proper dad now.
Rose: But it’s not fair.
Pete: I’ve had all these extra hours. No one in the world’s ever had that. And on top of that, I get to see you. And you’re beautiful. How lucky am I, eh?

(via thatsparrow)

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  • Class is too quiet
  • Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
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(Source: remuslupn, via thatsparrow)

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scaredpotter:

forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was

(via thatsparrow)

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